You know you're teaching middle school when you open your mailbox in the teachers' workroom and find a taxidermied ferrety thing mounted on a birch log. Staring out at you with beady eyes and creepy teeth.
I did what any normal middle school teacher would do: I put it in a colleague's mailbox and shut the door.
I totally would have put it in a colleagues box, but then again I put most things I don't want in colleagues box without even bothering to remove my name.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to get him back asap.
ReplyDeleteHe's better than a motto! A mascot!
The mascot idea is a good one, except this thing is SO CREEPY i can't even stand it. not at all like carney.
ReplyDeleteThis school just gets better and better.
ReplyDeleteThis totally cracked me up, as did the "going volcano" post. I think the ferrety thing is quite cute.
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