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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Avert Your Eyes

I really hate missing work; however, I think this is good rule of thumb:

If you have a rash covering the bottom half of your face, you should not flaunt it before ninety high-schoolers.

I did take my freak show out to the doctor’s office, though; and as I moved to take my jacket off, I realized I haven’t changed my clothes since Sunday evening at about five p.m.

Since I have to go to work tomorrow, rash or no rash, I vow to shower this very night.

2 comments:

  1. Wow! You must be really sick. Are you SURE you have to go in tomorrow?

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  2. what's the rash all about?
    remember project runway tonight if you get the chance.

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