Sunday, June 14, 2009

All You Beyonces and Lucy Lius: Get on the Floor

On Sunday morning, Lee told me that she'd been forced to google "hip injury sustained while dancing" at 1:00am after we got home from Jessie's spectacular wedding.

It made me think of all the things I've googled at 1:00am, or 3:00, or 5:15 in the last year. I typed "my" into the little google search field on my browser, so I could report the list to Lee. I think I sometimes start with "my" because in those early-morning hours, it seems like I'm the only person in the world with whatever particular problem I'm experiencing.

Anyway, I got this list of desperate queries:

my baby has no schedule
my baby is the worst sleeper in the world
my eleven-month-old will not sleep
my preschooler is exhausted
my preschooler is exhaustion

Then, today I checked just "baby," and sure enough, there were a few more:

baby blood in stool
baby got back lyrics
baby nurses all night
baby proofing cords


baby wakes every 45 minutes

That last one really says it all, I think.


LH said...

And also, I miss all of you! thanks for a great weekend.

LH said...

I like the "my preschooler is exhaustion" line v. much.

I'm watching Twilight. Please get it asap.

KC said...

Ok, I'll watch Twilight soon. It sucks balls here without you - come back anytime!! ;)

LH said...

I had a feeling it was going to suck balls after I left. It sucks balls down here today, because I have a job to do and I'm not putting in personal best effort.