Me [realizing the water's been running for awhile]: Okay, Shef! That's enough water.

Shef [running in to the baby's room with water streaming down his face grinning]: I'm all wet!

Me: Is there water all over the bathroom now?

Shef: Nope! I cleaned it up!

Me: With what?

Shef: With your pants! [maniacal giggling]

Super.