Tuesday, August 15, 2006

First of All, Twiggy Is Still Alive

Dr. Jay poked around between my teeth and took a deep breath.

“Well,” he said gravely, removing his mask, “Here’s the thing: do you think you could be a better flosser?”

There’s only one answer to that question, right? Yes, Dr. Jay, yes of course I can be better. And I will! I will! I swear I will.

“Let this be your motivation:” he continued, “if you can’t be a better flosser, I’ll be drilling four teeth at this time next year.”

Gulp. That’s pressure.

To add to my stress, I’m on my way to chaperone Shef’s class fieldtrip to the ice cream shoppe. Photos later.


LH said...

Remember. You don't have to floss all your teeth.
Just the ones you want to keep.

(I think I know what your next title might be.)

KC said...

there were so many good choices in last night's episode, it will be hard to choose. ;)

miss you, lh!