I made sure he knew I was doing this only for him. "Look," I said, "I don't want to go on this run and neither does Dad, but we're doing it
anyway. For you. So don't ask any more times about double black diamonds or trees."
That deal didn't work at all, FYI
P.s. Thanks to Pronto for figuring out how to do photos from our phones. He's feeling smug, as you can imagine.