Showing posts with label mad skillz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mad skillz. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Weight of My Chest Is Becoming Oppressive. It's All I Can Think About.

I made this large and complicated marble track:



Don't even pretend not to be impressed. This is a very sophisticated work.

And, don't forget, tomorrow's Wednesday. I need your guess for the winner of this week's PR. Post it below and don't delay.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

My Jury Duty Was Complete As of Three O'Clock This Afternoon

The sad part is that I’m sure I would have made an excellent juror. I would have been fair, and I would have weighed the evidence carefully.

But none of the attorneys ever asked me any questions.

I didn’t get picked for any juries.

I think it's too bad for those charged with armed robberies and solicitation. I would have been a very nonjudgmental. I would have tried to see their sides of the situations.

I was actually considering volunteering to stay on jury duty a little longer, just to give the courts and criminals the benefit of my excellent reasoning skills.

But, in the end, that seemed a little silly, even to me.