We were trying to be so eco-friendly when we bought our push mower, but here’s the thing: It cuts like absolute crap.

After you push, the lawn looks like it’s kind of chewed up, but not really short and definitely not groomed. It’s like a million miles from “manicured.”

The only plus of going out to use it was discovering that there is a Mallard nesting next to our house. Shef thinks this is Unbelievably Exciting.

Do you think the ducklings will hatch before we move?