Thursday, October 19, 2006

He Wants to Call It "Project Danway"

This is a picture of Dan gloating over his Project Runway contest victory.

“What can I say? I know fashion,” he bragged. "Outfits like this don't just happen," he gestured extravagantly at his ProSpirit workout pants.

His knowing fashion is especially ironic because I actually considered not dating him when we first met because he wore these shoes 24/7, refusing even to replace them when the soles separated from the uppers and slapped the sidewalk with each step:

“I just don’t know if I can get over those shoes,” I confessed to Jordan sheepishly. He still wears them today, and now, after years and years of seeing them every day, I can honestly say I find them endearing.

Anyway, the prize for winning the Runway contest is a Tim Gunn bobblehead doll.

“I’m taking Tim to work where you can’t see him,” he announced obnoxiously, after I tallied the scores last night. “I earned it, and you don’t get to enjoy it.”

1 comment:

LH said...

this is a very funny post.
project danway indeed.

did you like jeffrey's collection. i finally saw the finale last night and i suppose i'm happy with how it went down, but i wish i could get more info on what jeffrey's actual job is. he seems overeligible for project runway? please advise.