“What can I say? I know fashion,” he bragged. "Outfits like this don't just happen," he gestured extravagantly at his ProSpirit workout pants.
His knowing fashion is especially ironic because I actually considered not dating him when we first met because he wore these shoes 24/7, refusing even to replace them when the soles separated from the uppers and slapped the sidewalk with each step:
“I just don’t know if I can get over those shoes,” I confessed to Jordan sheepishly. He still wears them today, and now, after years and years of seeing them every day, I can honestly say I find them endearing.
Anyway, the prize for winning the Runway contest is a Tim Gunn bobblehead doll.
“I’m taking Tim to work where you can’t see him,” he announced obnoxiously, after I tallied the scores last night. “I earned it, and you don’t get to enjoy it.”
1 comment:
this is a very funny post.
project danway indeed.
did you like jeffrey's collection. i finally saw the finale last night and i suppose i'm happy with how it went down, but i wish i could get more info on what jeffrey's actual job is. he seems overeligible for project runway? please advise.
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