Don't I look like I totally fit in in Beverly Hills?  I think I'm going to move here and live at Barney's.  In the basement, people will make me look beautiful by applying expensive make-up to my face.  Later, I can wear pointy booties with fringe on them and take a jaunt down the street to Chanel where I'll buy the 12,000 dollar dress I touched there.  Also, I'll have prosecco at a fancy hotel every day like I did today. 

This has been fab.  100%.