Sunday, January 20, 2008

Up Three Cup Sizes And Only Just Over Half-Way There

I started feeling completely wiped out after church, and then I spent the rest of the day wrapped in fleece and whining about my condition.

After I’d already whined about every other possible thing, I started in on my uncomfortable size-E nursing holsters, which I’ve lately resorted to wearing again after a three-year hiatus.

“This size-E bra is very uncomfortable,” I moaned.

“Why don’t you buy a better one?” Dan suggested.

“I don’t think there’s any comfortable size-E bra.”

“There’s gotta be,” Dan insisted. “What do the porn stars wear?”


Tom said...

Wow, the last couple of posts have taken on an, um, interesting tone. :)

My wife, the bra buyer, would tell you to get yourself to a Macy's for a bra fitting. They're free.

Lizzie said...

Hi KC,
I too have porn star chest now that I am nursing. Of course mine go down to my elbows- very unporn star-like I am sure. Methodist Hospital has a nice selection of EEs. How sad though, to have to go to a hospital to buy a comfortable bra.

Anonymous said...

Hi KC! I am putting my vote in from New Orleans. It is warmer here, but not the tropical vacation I was hoping for. Still, 65 is better than -15. This week I am going to pick Chris.

good luck with the gigantic chest and pee problem.
Love you!

Tom said...

Do I need to pick a winner for the week? I think I'll go with Jillian.