Thursday, October 22, 2015

Status Report

Dog: Teddy has lost his balls, my friends.  Yes.  It was time for the neuter surgery yesterday.  The friendly tech told me on pick-up that I'm going to have to keep that guy quiet for TEN DAYS, walking up and down the block, MAYBE around the block.  Did you know that Teddy generally walks about five miles per day?  Sometimes seven? And now he can't walk any for ten days?  I'm not sure how this is going to go.  The tech said that if I get really desperate, they might be able to prescribe me a sedative.  I mean him - prescribe HIM a sedative.

Television: Did you hear that Netflix is bringing back my favorite show of all time?  They're making four 90-minute Gilmore Girlses. Four or five people went out of their ways to tell me the news this week.  It's that big.

Psoriasis: I know you've been waiting on it.  It's on a need-to-know basis, and everyone needs to know.  The scalp situation is out of flippin' control.  I'll be calling the dermo today.  And there you have it.


LH said...

Teddy walks 5 miles a day?

That's kind of amazing.

And I'm concerned about the scalp.

Martha Pettee said...

Me too, about the scalp.